My uncle Franklin everyone 😂 fckin legend
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You think your mum was embarassing? I wish my mum would have just said ‘dinner’s ready’ like yours did instead of ringing a bell. Now I work at a bell factory. Hungry all day and the other blokes call me Singularity which has been aussified into Larry over different iterations. My name is Hitler
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Been hearing a lot about the Vietnam War recently. Maybe I should make friends with him. He seems like my kind of guy
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Been trying recently to lead the simple life again. No complicated politics. No math, only best guesses. One poop per day. Ignoring all sensory stimuli save for umami and throbbing pain. Acute pain is too complicated
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Coworker reveal (Meg, team leader)
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if the penis was fishdom 9/11 that means I have about 10 years until the fishdom navy seals find me in pakistan and shoot me in the face
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turns out I actually might have the most downvoted penis on reddit. Insights after 2 hours put the post at 64 upvotes but with only a 40/60 upvote/downvote ratio. 96 downvotes MINIMUM after 2 hours. Who knows what the true number was at time of removal. It’s back up btw
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yeapppppp… I got a problem. the MOST DOWNVOTED PENIS ON REDDIT is in it
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bold and beautiful. I am not ashamed. This is what the community wants and I’m okay with that. I always have been. You’re on Fishdom for my body and that’s a fact and it’s okay
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FISHDOM NEWS: RETURN TO NORMALCY, NSFW BLANKET CENSORSHIP LIFTED FROM SUB. A LONG AND HARD FOUGHT BATTLE AGAINST REDDIT IN MOD CHAT 🧠🧠🧠
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just dm’d the Earth instagram account a gif of the Home Alone kid saying sorry
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Not lying to you today I got paid to op shop. Boss shouted me $5 worth of books. We were on the way to a job and he said he just wanted to pop in. Literally living the melbournian dream. I must be a muse or something no boss is this laid back
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trying to piece together the fragments of spacebar sticking out of my wall and skin after I reached the jumping section of that one game. Spacebar was the explode my character’s head button that I just keybound after finding it in the settings
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freaking out right now. turns out the stories about half-chubs are all true
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imagine if there was a flaming sword made of human bones wielded by a demon knight. so fcking awesome
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tech bro who thinks weed makes him smarter: I am artificially intelligent
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when people ask me where I was on 9/11 I tell them I was inside a woman
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For no action do I put my faith in god besides when I am cooking chicken. Jesus decides if I have butt issues afterwards. The science just isn’t there yet
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put my clothes in the washing machine and forgot I had one of those grow in water dinosaur eggs in my pocket. 2 hrs later and I find his fossilised remains. Maybe he lived a whole life in there but more likely he was killed by a predator or disease. Animal infant mortality is crazy really dangerous
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Happy VETERANS Mothers day. Yep. Labour government has made it only about veteran mothers. Does that make you angry? Do you not like VETERAN MOTHERS? Should have voted Greens mate
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funny how people will complain about brown flavour vape but will order $25 worth of brown flavoured meat with rice and bok choy at the chinese restaurant last night
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AUS DISPOSABLE VAPE NEWS: Alibarbar has just been dethroned. RELX has just come out with an 18000 puff bar. Same price. Battery rechargeable and a toggleable BOOST mode if you are feeling like a giant hedonist
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if you sell me down the river honestly I would have a lovely time
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